Hello, Thank you for calling Plug’R’Us.
If you are receiving this message you or someone you know may have subscribed to services provided by Plugs’R’Us. We have permanently deactivated all accounts, as we have found that services provided appeared to result in increased laziness, false hope, temporary relief, as well as social, emotional, and physical disorders amongst subscribers.
Additionally, the power needed to sustain our network force field will also lead to a depletion of our plug’s power source; therefore, we kindly suggest that all clients and their affiliates rely on their kinetic energy, molecular design, prerogative, & passion to be their own plug.
Please take care & may the force be within you. Goodbye.